Gee, it sure looks like this space has not been used in quite some time--and --it sure is dusty in here. It even looks like some spammers have been squatting in the previous post. Damn it! They left their garbage and empty five-dollar gin pints scattered around an improvised fire ring. The dirty buggers have been breaking down and burning the furniture; and, what's THAT smell, Oh no! what's THAT in the corner over there!
I'm going to have to come here more often and clean this place up.
Getting to Know Horatio Wildman, Former Mayor of Sandusky
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