Gee, it sure looks like this space has not been used in quite some time--and --it sure is dusty in here. It even looks like some spammers have been squatting in the previous post. Damn it! They left their garbage and empty five-dollar gin pints scattered around an improvised fire ring. The dirty buggers have been breaking down and burning the furniture; and, what's THAT smell, Oh no! what's THAT in the corner over there!
I'm going to have to come here more often and clean this place up.